Diaper Turtle

A large chunk of fecal matter inside a diaper.

I had my child's first diaper turtle bronzed.

by PSD January 24, 2008

disperse

To scatter from the scene of the crime or to go seperate ways.
It is also a game, where one throws something at a group of people yelling "DISPERSE" before they throw it. If they get hit or hurt in any way, they can not do anything to you because you had told them to DISPERSE!!!!

Oh Shit, there he is! DISPERSE!!!!

by AL-BAiDA January 13, 2009

Wet diaper

Someone boring who ruins everyone else's fun. A wet diaper brings you down and is a drag to have around.

You can come to the party but dont bring your friend. Hes a wet diaper.

by LoLo2 January 7, 2011

Dapper Dan

USAF radio code for command post or any other station that somewhat has command over something. Not used in UHF communications band. It is mostly the VHF tactical communications band (30 to 50 MHz)

Dapper Dan, this is alpha six, we have the enemy engaged.

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 7, 2003

Diapers

An elderly person that pisses you off.

Going 5mph in a 35 zone following an old person: "Get the fuck out of the way Diapers!"

by Brianswife July 22, 2011

Diaper Party

A party where all the attendees wear diapers and usually use them for their intended purpose

"Did you hear? Sue went to Mike's diaper party last week and enjoyed it so much that she's been wearing diapers ever since.

by iminpampers May 20, 2011

Diaper Butt

A womans backside that is bulky with the appearance of wearing a diaper. Usually caused by large bulky underwear, body fat, mom jeans or just being old.

That girl you were chatting up had a cute face but had some major diaper butt.

by melvin cutter February 2, 2009