When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015
Get the ding writtenmug. Ding in my Bing is a male stripper who sucks Russian weiners and likes to get pumped. He watches a lot of Tik Tok and smokes weed.
by Ba ba123 November 25, 2021
Get the Ding in my Bingmug. by Lifithellama September 7, 2016
Get the talya fama llama ding dong dolan garrixmug. 1. The sound a person emits after partaking in the process of smoking marijuana, indicating how incredibly baked the individual is. Often followed by some illogical statement involving oven mitts and burnt cookies and much laughter.
1. Micah: Ding, ding!
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)
Tim: I know dude, I know.
Micah: Like a couple of burnt cookies.
(absurd giggling)
by TrickerTim December 18, 2008
Get the ding, dingmug. by DcShaw September 13, 2022
Get the Dingesmug. A ding dong is a feeling, its a capitivating emotion that you feel in your special place, it is a butterfly evoker and it is very yummy feeling.
Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.
Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.
Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
dude 1: man i dont where is ding dong
dude 2(gay): i love ding dong
dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
dude 2(gay): i love ding dong
dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
by chhrang July 18, 2024
Get the ding dongmug. Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 17, 2021
Get the Ring Dingingmug.