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Definitions for names

1. The cause of salty users wanting to shit on their friends by using their names and writing a negative description like this:

"BOB:
bob is thot ass needs to die and no one likes him bob is gay
By: Steve1"

We all know that the publisher of the article, Steve, is just some guy who has an IRL enemy called Bob, and he's hoping to get his payback in a really weird, pathetic way. Giving Steve ground isn't helping anyone else out.

2. An outlet for egotistical people obsessing over themselves with a positive description, like this:

"BERNARD:
bernard is the nicest most amazing and godly person you will ever meet!!! hes amazingt at everything1!
By: Bernard9"

As if people using this site for nothing but bashing people they don't like wasn't bad enough, giving platforms to people who just want to kiss their own ass all the time is possibly worse, because by voting for those definitions, you're basically telling them they're right, that they really are "above" everyone else.

These are ruining the site. Even if most of them never get approved, having to filter through a bunch of them before finding a legitimate article can be really annoying. And they're not even the kind of thing people will keep saying; no one will, after reading that article, start saying "That guy's such a Bob, ugh." They may have been a little funny at first, but when they start to eat up the entire website, the humor starts to diminish. And this trend has LONG since outlived its appeal.
Alright, let's review some articles. Let's see, what have we got...
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