Donkey Punch

Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!

First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!

P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!

"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."

"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"

"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."

"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"

by TheDanceDanceRevorution December 11, 2016

donkey tots

When the breasts of a woman are small and hairy, resembling those of a donkey.
See: donkey tits.

"Whoa bro did you see that shiz?"

"Fo sho whodie those some real donkey tots"

by Dutchassturd January 19, 2008

Donkey Click

DeFriending someone on a social media site

I totally had to Donkey Click her for being psycho.

by Dwreed June 2, 2010

Donkey Sombrero

The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).

Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Donkey Toaster

A derogatory term for 'hxc' kids. All you little 'scene, emo, & hardcore' little kids don't understand the true meaning of hardcore.

See that kid Brad? He's a total donkey toaster.

by aleksiswrestledabearonce March 5, 2011

Donkey scrunch

Having sex with a hooker that turns out to be a donkey

Guy 1: You hear about what happened to Steve last night?
Guy 2: ya man total donkey scrunch

by CBGOCPFTF November 2, 2011

Donkey Suckle

When a person/s gives a male oral sex but uses no tongue, lips, and/or gums, but only uses its teeth. The teeth scrap the penis until ejaculation from the pain. The person giving oral sex may eey-aww afterwards.

Austin received a Donkey Suckle from Caitlin and it wasn't even awkward afterwards.

by Poopmama18 November 17, 2013