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Diddley squat

A person or persons with little of anything, a tiny bit if not no amount of coin, papa, goods, moral fiber, character, class, education, stamina, cupboards bare as backside, nothing except fresh air.
Jack the lad, are we checkin' what flicks to watch while we are walking right past the cinema? Nah! you ten point tosser, I told yar, I ain't got beans, diddley squat, zilch to go see a movie unless we sneak in.
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Diddlefingers

Something that wags all their fingers at things like they want to diddle something.
1: You see that guy over there?
2: Yeah why is he wagging his fingers at us like that? Kinda creepy.
3: We like to call those Diddlefingers.
by Flaming Raven July 4, 2025
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Diddle

word derived from Sean "Diddy" Combs, used to describe the act of inappropriately touching someone, often used as a euphemism for sexual harassment, particularly involving minors.
"yo have u heard jeff got caught in a sting watch?"
"yeaahhh man from what i saw on the news he was trying to diddle a 14yr old, what a creep"
by parryking July 14, 2025
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Diddleswitch

"I spent HOURS diddleswitching"
by GoofySoup September 10, 2025
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Diddied

A male person of power touching someone inappropriately.
Person 1: Bro, Greg got diddied
Person 2: That's crazy, I can't believe I wasn't first.
by CathQuis LewVey September 16, 2025
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Diddiot

Uses an old joke to make something even dumber.
combines "Diddy" and "Idiot" to make the most brain damaging, retarded word in the entirety of this planet.
The person getting called this is either an idiot, an idiot who is a PDF file, or you just use it for no reason.
John: *walks into a wall*
Dave: Diddiot.

OR

John: Man, they look MIGHTY fine...
Dave: That's a 12 year old, diddiot...

OR

John: The square root of 27 is 9.
Dave: You... are a genuine diddiot.
John: But I don't like children anymo-
Dave: The fact you have to say "anymore" is a problem in it's own way, John...
by applesaue September 18, 2025
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diddanator

(noun)
A completely nonsensical word coined by an internet user with too much time and not enough creativity. Originally surfaced in low-effort, brain-rotting content on a streaming platform, "diddanator" has no real meaning, value, or cultural context—just noise. Despite being later flagged as “highly offensive” in educational settings (due to a fake, offensive definition posted online), the term is largely meaningless to the general public, including children, who are unaware of any supposed connotation.
Used more as an example of how random internet slang can spiral out of control than as an actual word. Its infamy lies more in the drama surrounding it than any actual use or intent. The word as led to false accusations and assumptions in everyday settings, with people mistaking words and phrases such as "detonator", "diddy nation", "did it later", "diddy nator" etc.
After hearing "diddanator" in a viral video, Jake repeated it at school, unaware it had been flagged due to a fake, offensive Urban Dictionary post. His teacher sent him to the office, and he still has no idea what he supposedly said.
by knowthefactsbeforeyouact September 23, 2025
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