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Dick Holing

The act of making physical love whilst wearing ones undergarments. The party performing the Dick Holing more often than not would be the man, and prefers to wear tighty whiteys, would weave his cock through the dick hole of his underwear and perform penetration on the receiving party while not fully being nude. There are many reasons one would perform Dick Holing, a person could be a nevernude, a man may want to ceremonially present his erect phallus to his receiving partner, but most notably recent studies have indicated that these Dick Holers do not want to expose their testicles to the elements. It has also been determined that most people who perform this act also participate in sox
Friend#1- Did you hear that the boss fucks his girl through the dick hole in his undies?
Friend#2- Yeah, he's a dick holing son of a bitch! Heard he likes having sox too!
by Dr. Thunder phd April 25, 2017
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Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.
Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.
by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009
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Dick Junkie

A girl who joneses for penis, the same way that a herion addict feinds for a fix.....
A girl addicted to cock
look at that little dick junkie over there with her hands all full of cock
by FACE_FTL July 6, 2006
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Smokin' Dick

When a person is out of line; trippin, or he/she just got shit fucked up.
Also another way of calling someone stupid.
You spent all your money on this fake ass chain!? You must be smokin' dick.
by Sweet&No February 1, 2009
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Dick blanket

When a dude has a long nappy un-tamed overgrown beard for keeping dicks warm.
by Honey badger January 14, 2013
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Sneak dicking

When a "lesbian" decides to creep out to get real dick, and/or has a male fuckbuddy, but still claims lesbian.
Tara is a lesbian but went out sneak dicking and is now pregnant.
by Innerpeace024 February 28, 2017
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Chronic Dick

When your penis is unable to get an erection due to too many consumption of cannabis.
Mary Jane: Lets fuck!
David: OK
Mary Jane: What's wrong?
David: I think i got the chronic dick. I can't seem to get a boner.
by Medicine-man March 16, 2009
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