A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa
Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.
Woman: See, he knows what's up.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.
Woman: See, he knows what's up.
by legitimacyandpaws December 29, 2015
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boyfriend: no what is it today?
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by wolf06 October 31, 2020
Get the daddy day mug.An insult or jab to be used toward a friend while in a debate. The meaning is ambiguous due to the juxtaposition of the words ass and daddy which seem to have little connection. Therein lies the point - to confuse and fluster the insultee causing hesitation, a break in concentration hopefully leading to a loss of, or general end to, the debate. Most effective when several friends are having a go at one stubborn or egotistic buddy.
Friend 1: This camp is not that important, you don't need to inflate your position as a councilor to the point everyone hates you. Stop budding in on everything like you run the place.
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 2: This camp is extremely important for development and it is critical that everything is managed properly and by the book
Friend 1, 3 and 4: Ass Daddy
Friend 2: *silence*
by takasb January 13, 2017
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Get the maddy the daddy mug.sorry but i cant take a seat teacher, my grandpa gave me a Daddies Quagmire and i can barely bend my knees.
by Jacob Anders July 20, 2020
Get the Daddies Quagmire mug.a beautiful old man that girls love. he is rich and girls want him to be their sugar daddy. he has a divine garden, which he lures students into.
person 1: wow he is so beautiful, but he is an old man
person 2: thats ok, he is my daddy holland and a sugar daddy
person 2: wow, I will make him mine
person 2: thats ok, he is my daddy holland and a sugar daddy
person 2: wow, I will make him mine
by nighanation200 February 16, 2020
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by The randomly anonymous February 18, 2019
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