Driving to dads

Another way of saying smoking weed or getting high.

Kosta: yo, are you driving to dads tonight?
Dan: yes brother, can you get me some snacks?
Kosta: of course just let me know what you want.

by DickHead67 June 16, 2019

My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

eat dad

Suck my dick

This lil bitch said she was gon eat dad

by Davesgiblets1 February 8, 2022

Xavier's dad

Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.

Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?

No, He Flooded Detroit 💀

Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.

by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.

Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.

by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019

svens dad

Gone

Svens dad is fucking missing

by Fatboidylan January 24, 2022

Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.

“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke”

by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018