What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"

Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.

Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.

by Arfie McGoogleheimer February 28, 2010

Jake Carroll

Jake Carroll is an amazing man.
He is the love of my life and my future husband, he has a huge heart and deserves nothing but happiness!

jake carroll i love you!
hey did you know jake carroll is amazing?

by Kaybaybay18 March 7, 2011

carrots

girls who play golf and like to carve pumpkins.

Yo, dem carrots be madddd annoying in dem pumpkin stained golf outfits.

by hermana menor June 11, 2006

Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.

-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today

by Rudens October 7, 2008

Carrot Nose

The point at which a male becomes spontaneously erect.

Dude, that chick was so hot, I just grew a carrot nose.

by Osoi May 27, 2013

brotherhood of fantastic corrosion

The brotherhood of fantastic corrosion is a theoretical

body of political possibility, the brotherhood

is, was, and always will be in opposition with The

alliance of incredible erosion. The idea behind the

brotherhood of fantastic corrosion is to oppose every
view the alliance of incredible erosion has, to a

completely equal degree, this equilibrium is a

representation and a juxtaposition of society, which

is the main friend and the main foe of each of the theoretical political groups.

The 'brotherhood of fantastic corrosion' opposes the alliance

by corrosion brotherhood January 9, 2010

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006