Another name for a Screaming Seagull, this is a sexual move in which 2 people have sex on the beach, and the male sticks his penis in the sand and proceeds to have sex with the girl. The result is a painful experience in which the sand makes a crunching noise inside the vagina, hence the name.
We were doing it on the beach, and I decided to get kinky and give her a cap'n crunch. She screamed louder than she did in bloody anal sex.
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or "cancherita" (little know it all {f}) a Spanish insult, feminine for a know it all. some one who talks a lot. the girl who thinks shes popular when every one hates her.
a girl who looks down on other girls.
a girl who looks down on other girls.
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(v). to cuddle, extra hard
can also be used in the gerund form "crunching"
(v). to cuddle, extra hard
can also be used in the gerund form "crunching"
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