Crusty

To be crusty or a crust is to be irrelevant like those useless pieces of bread crusts at the bottom of yur toaster.

Look at Jade,she has no friends, she is so crusty.

by riri kez October 31, 2018

Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

Crusty Bellybutton

When you pull out and nut in their bellybutton.

I gave her a crusty bellybutton

by 2oo July 12, 2021

Crusty Cliff

When you jizz on a person's eye amd let it dry

I gave her a crusty cliff lastnight.

by Jazz418 February 9, 2021

Crusty

Used to describe someone or something that is generally bad or unattractive. Can also be used as just a noun("crust"). If you wish to use crusty in a neutral way, say "crunchy"--- for a good way say "crispy". Use crusty with rhyming words to emphasize a point.

"OMG this ugly hoe just cut in front of me in the McDonalds line... crustyyyyyy. "
"Boi, get you and yo crusty, dusty, musty Crocs outta here!"

by whyevenFightme March 20, 2016