Ugo Crusty

Overwhelmingly ugly and annoying, very unattractive. Most likely smells bad

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty. I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

Crusty nan

a nan who has crusty hair, makeup that is not blended and has bingo wings

person 1: “have you seen Ava’s nan?”
person 2: “i know she’s literally the definition of a crusty nan”

by smellywelly16 April 17, 2022

Crusty Bellybutton

When you pull out and nut in their bellybutton.

I gave her a crusty bellybutton

by 2oo July 13, 2021

Crusty Bumpkin

Hollie Boukadakis

Quit being such a crusty bumpkin.

by Faggotsrgay April 29, 2019

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy December 26, 2015

crusty vim

Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face

"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"

by TSmTheArrow March 01, 2016

crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020