Crusty Carpet

When you jack off onto your carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you “

by Crusty011 March 17, 2019

crusty

A word that takes on multiple meanings, but generally means something incredibly bad, gross, etc. Synonymous with tacky, klassy, or trashy. Though it is not as descriptive as words like "slutty" or "ugly," it has strong negative connotations that could really mean anything. Used mostly by black women (including Nicki Minaj and Glozell) to express something they disapprove of. An adjective or a noun.

As an adjective: This crusty little bitch running round.

That bag is so crusty.

Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.

As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!

CRUSTY CRUSTS!

by thisgirlisuppose May 6, 2011

Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.

We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.

by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021

crusty

The direct opposite of barsty. A lack of guts, machismo, or BDE.

“What do you think of Jake?”
“Jake? No balls, man is crusty as hell.”

by tequilababy August 5, 2020

Crusty

Crusty is an adjective describing how someone is. Crusty: gross, smelly, rarely showers.

David: Hey bro, do you smell that?
John: Yeah.
(Both boys look to the side.)

David: UGH! She is crusty.

by Tough lips June 3, 2016

crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 4, 2020

Crusty

Something you say about people who are gross

Rachel Tracey is crusty.. Her hair has many crusts in it.

by Queen Kyleeeeeeeee 👑 January 18, 2016