Fuckass Computer

Jorgamund: Woah Dude, what a fuckass computer

Dilo: Yea lets burn it
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Computer Cut

A computer cut is when the edges of a computer or other electronic device(s) thin edges harm a living being. Similar to a paper cut
What happened to your leg? I fell and got another computer cut.
by Seattlespy June 01, 2022
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computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.
"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."
by Geekbiatch420 June 16, 2017
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subatomic computer

A machine specially a computer that completes tasks while being no bigger than a cell in size.
subatomic computers are not quantum computers, it is the size differences in which they perform.
by 1m1m0 September 23, 2022
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House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)
by Qrez October 13, 2017
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computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.
Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.
by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023
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A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 02, 2023
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