v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!
British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!
by Just a nibba tryna help May 7, 2018
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What you call your bud when he drops a french grenade and the fart is so bad it smells like he shit his pants.
by mr.snruB November 15, 2010
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Get the Colonial Fever mug.Having colonial mentality represents a misguided non-white person (commonly a Filipino, born or living in a white country) who is extremely white washed and conforms to white social settings due to their insecurity amongst his or hers ethnic or cultural identity and history.
The background of colonisation offers colonised people to perceive that their original nation was historically inferior since the Western cultures were able to triumphantly colonise, overall settling the idea of Europeans being superior. Effectively, this mentality causes members to unknowingly or purposefully reject and criticise anything topic-related to their ethnicity or culture as they may psychologically desire acceptance within their white society.
Attitudes + behaviours may include:
- Disliking/avoiding traditions
- Eating with European cutlery
- Dressing in fashion related to anything but their heritage
- Hating your (dark) skin tone, often using products that whiten or bleach ones skin tone
- Discriminating people of their ethnicity/culture, criticising their appearance or customs
- Values the European lifestyle and people
- Will be in a relationship with a person of European descent
The background of colonisation offers colonised people to perceive that their original nation was historically inferior since the Western cultures were able to triumphantly colonise, overall settling the idea of Europeans being superior. Effectively, this mentality causes members to unknowingly or purposefully reject and criticise anything topic-related to their ethnicity or culture as they may psychologically desire acceptance within their white society.
Attitudes + behaviours may include:
- Disliking/avoiding traditions
- Eating with European cutlery
- Dressing in fashion related to anything but their heritage
- Hating your (dark) skin tone, often using products that whiten or bleach ones skin tone
- Discriminating people of their ethnicity/culture, criticising their appearance or customs
- Values the European lifestyle and people
- Will be in a relationship with a person of European descent
Filipino teen with colonial mentality:
1) "Spain was able to colonise our islands, claim then establish it as the Philippines, therefore their domination makes me appreciate Western cultures because they are superior."
2)"I hate my cultural identity because we are politically and economically imperfect. This means people will think I'm lame."
1) "Spain was able to colonise our islands, claim then establish it as the Philippines, therefore their domination makes me appreciate Western cultures because they are superior."
2)"I hate my cultural identity because we are politically and economically imperfect. This means people will think I'm lame."
by YourSenpaiWaifu December 25, 2019
Get the Colonial Mentality mug.What happens after someone has been blowing smoke up my ass. Rather than getting a real answer, all you get from a discussion with a smoke blower is a smokey colon.
"Hey, Billy, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"Nope. He just gave me the old smokey colon."
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"Nope. He just gave me the old smokey colon."
by goblinmonger January 8, 2009
Get the smokey colon mug.a torture method consisting of super gluing somebodys ass cheeks together so they cant crap resulting in the feeling of colon explosion
by samurai2141 May 3, 2010
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