Tuna Boat Captain

a bi-sexual or homosexual female

Those two girls are tuna boat captains.

by EarlyJulyMorning June 22, 2010

captagon

Captagon is one of the more popular recreational drugs among affluent youth in the Middle East, its a pill that makes your mind have "fun."

Dood! CHeck it out man, i got sum sickky pills right herr.
Guy: Dood is that X?
Other Guy: No, its captagon.
GuY: What

by penisfaced cokpants January 12, 2007

Captain Clank

Someone in sports who hits the rim/post in a clutch situation.

We could of won in overtime, but Dave hit the post on the field goal attempt. He's known as Captain Clank.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Captain James

A popular drink in bars on the fringe of the gay community. To make a Captain James: one man stands on their hands, while the bartender "mixes" a Sea Breeze (2oz vodka, equal parts grapefruit juice and cranberry juice) in the others rectum. The bartender then hands a straw to the customer...

'May I have a Captain James? And remember to salt the rim'

by Wicket June 13, 2005

Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything usually all unproven

Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets

by Fatticus Matticus March 6, 2009

Cephalalgia

1. the medical term for a head-ache

2. an excuse not to go to school/work

I'm sorry, I won't be able to make it to work today, I'm suffereing with rather bad cephalalgia.

by land down-under March 18, 2009

Captain DoucheBeard

He is one of the few Admiral Douchebags, sailing the office halls, highschools, and other public places. Often confused with Captain Redbeard, but rather than being a ginger, he has jet black hair.

He is often seen wearing a pair of sunglasses a wifebeater. Nothing can stop his greasy hair and fake Italian/New Jersian accent, for he as always dreamed of being a cast member on the Jersey Shore

He spends his days pointing at his biceps, following women, making promises he can't keep, blasting his shitty music, revving his car at anyone who dares walk "his" streets, lifting 20-pound dumbells while drinking Martinis, tanning while it's cloudy out, insulting anyone who wears the wrong brand shoes, complaining about his cellphone service, emptying gallons of spray deodorant, and banging your girlfriend.

Tom: What a douche!
Brady: That's Captain DoucheBeard.

by iSpeakDaTruthz March 4, 2011