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I'm not a cat

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".
by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021
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s0bbing..cat

The best ever tiktoker who probably takes drugs on a daily basis.

ILYSM <33
"Hey, do you know s0bbing..cat?"
"Yes ofc they're amazing!!"
by .pompomz April 13, 2022
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Sapari Cat

Sapari Cat is a low poly cat model made as a playermodel for the partially defunct VRML content pack "さぱり" (or SAPARi in English). Sapari was made for the Community Place Browser, a VRML Browser by Sony that functioned as an exploration tool and a virtual chatroom.

Sapari Cat's appearance is pink, with black ears, paws and tails. Their body parts arent connected, rather floating around the torso, like those of the Miis on Wii Sport. Out of the various models in the game, the cat is the most popular one

It is mostly known for the "Sapari Cat" gif, where the character in question is dancing, The character is also known in some community's other then SAPARi.
User 1 : Have you seen this picture of this game on twitter?
User 2 : Yes I did. I personally call that cat the "sapari cat."
User 1 : What even IS this game?
User 2: Something to do with furries, probably
by Memory_001 November 25, 2021
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scaredy-cat

1)Someone frightened by almost everything 2)Someone who shys away from facing their fears
'I happen to be a scaredy-cat'
by Scaredy-Cat March 16, 2004
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Cat Hand

The hand maintained by a cat owner who is allergic to cats. The cat owner must be careful to use the cat hand only for touching the cats or risk a terrible allergic reaction. Hand washing will return the cat hand to regular-hand status.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? Did you get stung by a bee? Like, in the eyeball?
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.
by Cicero's Assassin November 7, 2007
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Halloween Cat

A loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement (much like a black cat on Halloween) made at the same time when one is beyond disgusted by something.

How to properly perform the Halloween cat: Simply stick your 'tail' out, shoot your shoulders up, put your hands out in front like claws, and arch your back. Don't forget to gag as loud as you can.

One could also just say the phrase 'Halloween cat' when the situation does not allow for the loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement. The phrase alone is also very effective.
Friend #1- 'I just found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me with my mom!'

Friend #2- 'Halloween cat!'
by HalloweenCat1 April 18, 2011
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menage a cat

When you and your sexual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). Can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.
Dude 1: So I was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. All the sudden it was a menage a cat.

Dude 2: What did you do?

Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."
by stracey g July 6, 2011
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