russian candyman

when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half

"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!

by Rose and Myles December 31, 2007

Condom Licker

1)One who licks condoms.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.

That kid you hang out with that nobody really likes.

1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"

by cobrakaidojo September 15, 2007

condom

a container to slide your beer bottle into to avoid getting cold hands. (used in South East Asia)

Look at the pussy with the condom!

by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007

condomints

noun. Condom + Mints = condomints. A play on the word condiment.

condom flavored mints
or
mint flavored condoms

I ate a whole bunch of condomints last night and now I feel sick! :(

by RedDan69 March 22, 2011

Discount Condom King

A website offering ridiculous deals with condoms. One would think that the deals were caused due to a warehouse manfuction, but that hasn't been proven in court yet. The Discount Condom King promises that a minimum of 80% of all condoms will be sold without holes pre poked in them.

Guy 1: Thanks to the discount condom king, I'll never have to buy full priced condoms again!

Guy 2: Why did you buy 200 at one time?
Guy 1: You can't turn down this bargain. The holes are a bummer though.

by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010

reusable condoms

When you use a plastic condom that looks identical to a wii remote controller cover. Use by placing your weener in the weener hole with your balls either resting on the ball holder or for increased pleasure in the ball holder. Note: make sure trap door is facing out and IS CLOSED this WILL prevent pregnancy. Half is ribbed for her pleasure and half is open for your ;). To clean rinse under cold water for approximately 3 seconds or lick until clean.

Yo I used dat reusable condoms wii thing shit was off da chang!! Jizz flew everywhere except her pussy!! Then she wanted to have sex again and I had hold your roll bitch I gotta clean this shit. She closed her trap before I Chris Browned her shit. Man I closed that trap door though

by cch pounder January 17, 2010

Condomplate

To consider having safe sex with

I was out last night and condomplated just about every guy I saw

by Courage Breaker May 15, 2011