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Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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kendal calling

Kendal calling is a festival held in the grounds of lowther a village in Cumbria usually at the end of July.
It is a 3 day event and camping is included in the price.
They have some great bands and musicians playing,well worth coming if you don't mind camping and the rain.
Welcome to kendal calling you are now on the fields
by Woo222 March 2, 2021
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national calvin.skims day

in honor of his heroic drinking effort that may never be truly matched
buffalo chicken quesadilla was also involved
Yo, it’s a great day, can’t wait to celebrate national calvin.skims day by shotgunning 2 mikey harders and bowl calls
by leChina james April 23, 2021
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thot calling

Thot calling is when female post something on their story risky begging for attention
Me:bro did you see that girls story last night

Bro:yeah bro she was Thot calling
by kingjaythefirst May 4, 2021
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Booty Callin Time

Booty Callin Time(BCT) is when a person calls someone after 12am hours in the attempt to get some ass.
I can’t believe this guy a Booty Callin Time (BCT) me. Like I gonna give this clown after this late
by Deviantfist87 July 22, 2021
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psycho calling

Henry: Bob won’t freaking stop calling me.
David: He’s probably just mentally ill.
Henry: What should I do?
David: Just block Bob whose psycho calling
by WillZthousand August 23, 2021
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Dirty Calin

When you swap the sacramental wine with red-dyed anal lube and then give it to the whole congregation.
That alter boy just did a dirty Calin.
by Cayde'sonlyfans November 21, 2021
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