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California icepick 

A sexual act when the male partner puts a popsicle in a condom and and inserts it in the ass of there female companion while also having vaginal sex
Me and my wife tried the California icepick last night in bed to help spice up our physical relationship.

California Cold 

When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal

California Shower 

When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.
Y’all stink. You boys down for a California shower?”
California Shower by Ezygon November 22, 2019

California Shit Rocket

When you're butt naked, with your face in the mud and a bottle rocket between your ass cheeks and you say the phrase "sayonara sinners!"
i saw my boy the other day run on down the creak, he dun stick his face in the mud an' up an' did an California Shit Rocket! Mighty proud of ma boy!

California Sidewinder 

A "California Sidewinder" is when you punch a man in the stomach, and while they are lurched over, you grab their testicles, pull down very hard, and squeeze tightly, with intent to maim or kill.
Last night I got into a bar fight, dude thought he had me but once I whipped out the California Sidewinder, he was limping away like a broken man.

California Fireman

During doggy style sex, the man begins by lighting up a cigarette and then sticking the butt end of the lit cigarette into his partner's anus so it sticks out like a birthday candle. The man must now race against time to finish so that he can extinguish the cigarette by ejaculating on it before it burns all the way down and burns his partners anus.
I gave my wife a California Fireman this weekend but I wasnt able to finish in time so she has a burned asshole now.
California Fireman by Hellvig September 22, 2020