Stank curtain

When someone farts in a small area and makes it so someone has to walk through their fart.

I gave my wife a great stank curtain while we were walking down the hallway yesterday!

by Sithvader666 May 24, 2025

Milk Curtains

Really really really saggy titties

Looks at the milk curtains on that lady. Fill a couple glasses with those old milk curtains

by RedditorsAnus November 14, 2021

curtain closing

getting arrested and then dating that officer

Lil Wayne's titular track "Mrs. Officer" embodies the concept of curtain closing as he recounts being pulled over by a female police officer and then having sex with her in the back of her cruiser.

by delilahjones June 20, 2025

Dangle Curtain

Slang word used in place of loin cloth or other types of genetal coverings.

"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"

by Supreme Wizard December 29, 2015

ham curtains

Vaginals flaps

I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits

by Hammy007 September 20, 2015

Melbourne meat curtain

A gaping hole very dry and never seen by man. "Cara needs to have sex, her Melbourne meat curtain is so obvious"

gaping pussy fish mittens Melbourne meat curtain

by Bacon lover April 21, 2013

couch curtain

The flap of fabric that hangs at the bottom of the couch

Hey watch out don't spill it on the couch curtain

by child if God October 16, 2015