Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023

Blue Curtained

the female version of blue-balled

my husband totally left me blue curtained last night

by the no h December 3, 2018

Shower Curtain

Josh is a fuking shower curtain

WHo?

josh is a fuking Shower Curtain

by HailRussia November 25, 2019

Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Beef curtains

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light

beef curtains are a flabby vagina often with many hairs, looks like a rug

by Bantsas October 10, 2017

Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

by Gkink May 16, 2023

Minnesota Beef Curtain

The act of putting your head in a person’s ( preferably male) butt, once the warm anal tract fully welcomes you, you spit out a mouth-ful of cum for optimal impregnation. The gestation period can be anywhere from 3 days to 15 months. Congrats, you have a slimy brown little miracle in your hands to love for, nurture raise as your own, and teach him to provide for himself and others.

Usually takes a couple times (anywhere from 3 to 60), but you just gotta keep trying.

Guy 1: Yo congrats on the new baby, who’s the lucky woman?

Guy 2: Woman? I didn’t need any fucking woman. I’m a butt dad and this is my butt baby

Guy 1: How does that even happen?

Guy 2: My bf gave me a Minnesota Beef curtain, and we’ve got our little bundle of joy with us. It took about 15 tries but it was all worth it

by it aint gay if its a fetish September 25, 2025