Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004

computergasm

Orgasmic behavior caused by extreme delight with some aspect of a computer.

She had a computergasm when she saw a picture of her kitty on her new 24 inch widescreen monitor.

by Crawford Best February 18, 2008

Computerologist

One who fixes computer systems.

Aww man!My computer is crashing.Can you fix it?
No man! Do I look like a freaking computerologist to you?!

by janets February 24, 2010

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

computarian

Computarian: A new generation Librarian, who is trained in computarian science and engaged in computarian service.

Cora went to college for a billion years to learn to be a librarian....but when she graduated she soon found out that books were now non existent. Everything has now been computerized.

Computarians are just the babysitters in the old library for the computer nerds..........

by kindred_sage June 22, 2009

computart

Any art created with or intended to be used with a computer. Programs such as Photoshop, GIMP, and MS Paint are popular examples of computart creation programs.

Check out these computarts I built in my web design class.

by Forest_Fire November 5, 2010

Commuter Hypnosis

Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.

College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?

College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?

by Adelphian January 26, 2014