condor candy

cocaine.

just say no to condor candy

by livingstongoodfellow July 20, 2014

Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot.

I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot

im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

Eye Candy

Eye Candy is something that pleasures your eyes.
For example, when you spot a really thicc girl.

Eye Candy 4 o clock
I repeat
Eye Candy 4 o clock

by Pumpkinass June 2, 2019

Candy Whip

A musical comedy duo based out of Victoria BC who produce raunchy bangers that will make you laugh and dance simultaneously.
They’ll hit you with beats more powerful than the highest setting on your hitachi, so strap in and remember your safe words sweetie.

@candywhipmusic on insta and tik tok

‘Did you catch the last Candy Whip show?’

‘Yea, they poured rosé on the crowd and sang about their labes!’

by Candy whipped December 22, 2022

candied pics

the opposite of candid pictures.pics that have been edited/repaired/cropped/slightly changed.

Lukas:omg Stace looks real good in photos.
Tyra:Yea, whatever. Just in candied pics

by Mandy H. November 6, 2008