Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.

Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."

by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020

buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

by camino83 November 22, 2013

pee butter

the pee that congeals on the back of the toilet when you miss the bowl.

Man, that girls teeth look like pee butter.

by Cutty83 January 28, 2012

crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

lung butter

Snot or mucus that comes from the throat, normaly from smoking to much bud or cigarettes.

"dude i just coughed up some nasty lung butter"

by grizzlefoshizzle January 28, 2008

The Butter Zone

A metaphorical state of being that one enters into when he/she is in a position where they cannot possibly fail at what would normally be considered an incredible task.

Friend: Dude, Mendenhall is on the 50 running for a touchdown and the closest guy is 30 yards behind.

Me: No doubt man...he's in the butter zone.

by Solis Niteshade October 11, 2010