buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

by camino83 November 22, 2013

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.

Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."

by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020

Sharing butter

Any sexual act involving the sharing of a male participants ejaculate.

Those two whores were really working his cock in anticipation of sharing butter.

by Redtruffle July 2, 2016

lung butter

Snot or mucus that comes from the throat, normaly from smoking to much bud or cigarettes.

"dude i just coughed up some nasty lung butter"

by grizzlefoshizzle January 28, 2008

The Butter Zone

A metaphorical state of being that one enters into when he/she is in a position where they cannot possibly fail at what would normally be considered an incredible task.

Friend: Dude, Mendenhall is on the 50 running for a touchdown and the closest guy is 30 yards behind.

Me: No doubt man...he's in the butter zone.

by Solis Niteshade October 11, 2010

Gutter butter

Slang for crack

I made my bread with gutter butter
In the kitchen whippin butter

by I was an accident March 21, 2017