Blondeel

Someone who's always making up stories, claiming he "knows someone" who told him this. If asked about this person it turns out he just read about it on the internet
Hasn't got anything interesting to tell himself.

-I know someone who went to Woodstock!
*Oh come on, quit being such a Blondeel

by Dr. Krabblesnitch March 10, 2011

blogna

blogna or bologna: (pronouced bah-log-nah or bah-loan-ee) A slang term pronouncing a lack of sincerity; calling one's bluff; also, being "full of it"

You're full of blogna!

by LeeLou September 30, 2006

blondage

when a man dates or chases only blonde women
a combo of blonde and bondage

thank god i divorced her, i was tired of being in blondage

by cheaptrickrick February 5, 2010

Blonde

(see:jessica hughes)

Blondes have more fun...Sexy blonde, boys are for toys!

by SPG October 23, 2003

blonde

a person that seems to be stupid or dumb or there just trying to be stupid to get atition, acting dizty just to get boys to like them

samantha:Jordyn your such a blonde!
Jordyn:Just because i'm blonde dosen't mean i'm stupid and just because i'm stupid dosnt mean i'm blonde!

by x_punkxloser_x May 21, 2005

blonde moment

When some bitch (not blonde haired) is justifying that she is less intelligent then a fucking dog.

Tom, "Kristina doesn't know the alpbabet what a stupid bitch"

Jim, "having another blonde moment was she?"

by rob October 2, 2003

hitler blonde

A very light blonde hair color, somewhat whitish. Implies an ideal trait possessed by the so-called 'Aryan' race.

My hair might be dark, but as a kid it was hitler blonde.

by johnnylongprong April 5, 2010