Bitch

What people say to their bitchy mom everytime she calls them on their cell phone.

Jack: (Staring at lesbian porn on You-Tube) "Take.. clothes.. off.. PLEASE!"
(Phone suddenly rings)
Jack: "Oh fuck, its Mother again... HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT STOP CALLING ME YOU BITCH!"
Hangs up

by LoneWolf6 July 8, 2011

Bitch

An acronym meaning the following:

Beautiful
Individual
That
Causes
Hard-ons

Damn, look at the ass on that bitch!

by Dethshayde August 18, 2013

Bitch

Bitch means Beautiful!

- Bitch is female dog
- Dogs Bark
- Barks on trees
- Trees is apart of Nature
- Nature is beautiful
- Therefore whoever calls your a bitch, called you BEAUTIFUL!

When people say your bitch that means you are beautiful! there jealous of you! DUH!

dude that girls a Bitch !
dude i know she's so beautiful !

by ilovemydogs November 26, 2010

bitch

1. a girl/ woman/ teen girl who is in control of her life, and does not fear any thing, acts the way she wants and is always confidnet therefore others call her a bitch.

2. the other kind of bitch is a whiney good for nothing trash talker who wish they could be like number one^^^^^^

(1)i stole that bitches man.
(2)that bitch stole my man.

by chicabia354 March 30, 2007

bitch

Person who sleeps with everyone but you.

Sarah slept with Todd and Joey, but that bitch won't sleep with me.

by gumbo-ya-ya March 19, 2008

Bitches

Pronunciation: B itch es
Singular
Function: Adjective

Origin: English Slang

a greeting from one friend to another not often derrogatory but simply another name for a person you know.

Rico:Damn bitches what took so long with the drinks?

Paul: Hey ,recognize bitches it takes time.

by rico03 April 15, 2006

Bitched

Also used when describing especially hard hits or crazy plays that occur during a major sporting event, particularly American football. Can also apply to homeruns or strikeouts in baseball.

If Ray Lewis or Brian Dawkins lays an especially hard hit on a player, you scream at the TV as loud as possible, "BITCHED!"

"Jerome Bettis bitched three defenders on his way to the endzone."

by Rich J January 7, 2006