Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

keepin it ten benjamins

keepin it real

yo I'm just keepin it ten benjamins.

by Your moms boyfriend November 30, 2009

burning the Benjamins

wasting money

Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.

by RootMeanSquare October 23, 2019

Benjamins

Synonym for a woman's breats, tits, boobs, bonkers and the like.

Hey man, check out the benjamins on Lucy.

by jamike12 July 28, 2011

Ben Jamin

Ben loves to play fortnite. He loves to make jokes about how he will hook up with the sexiest celebrity, he doesn’t realize that the snapchats he will send to her don’t actually send until she adds him. He likes to make your mom jokes until you believe them. He tells everyone they are gay in reality he is the one humping the bus seat. He hates giving hugs and plays extremely rough and tries to roast the girls. He is extremely small and he dates girls and breaks up with them because they are better at fort nite then him.

Ben: dOod my lady killed me in fortnite and beat me up in school.

Person 1: god he’s in idiot

Person 2: that’s how we know he’s a Ben Jamin

by Billie Ellish Sharks April 18, 2019

Benjamen Blane Taylor

a name that only one person in America has this name as of 11/11/2021 the time of writing this
His nick name is Ben the duck lord and he is me the writer

Hey Benjamen or Ben the duck lord

Benjamen Blane Taylor: the name of one person in America

by The duck lord name isn't known November 11, 2021