BEER ASS

WHEN YOU GET THE SHITS THE DAY AFTER DRINKING.

I GOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND NOW I HAVE BAD BEER ASS TODAY!

by LIZ LAWSON August 21, 2008

Beer Mule

The term used to describe a person who is brought along on a ride to Tree House Brewery for the sole purpose of buying beer for their partner. The Beer Mule spends neither their own money nor drinks any of the purchased product for themselves. They are only there to wait in line, hand over payment, retrieve product and be escorted back to the vehicle for transference of ownership to the Beer Mule's partner. It is a highly respected position.

I brought my mom along as my beer mule when I went to Tree House when they offered Julius last week.

by CNPalmer August 10, 2017

beer mugger

(n). A youthful male, drinking nothing stronger than beer, who routinely assaults hippies and other degenerates usually after a local football game.

Dude! Don't go by the park tonight. Place is crawling with beer muggers.

by chuck woodchip September 24, 2009

Beer bitch

The official job title of the girl who drives around the golf course trying to sell you beer.

She's the hottest beer bitch in town! Plus, give her a big tip, and she's the 19th hole.

by Dedoverde MD June 27, 2007

Beer Pong

It is rumored that Al Capone invented beer pong. During the prohibition period, Al and his friends would gather together in dark, sketchy basements to throw balls into red cups.

Al Capone's Friends: What can we do with this empty ping pong table?
Al Capone: Beer Pong!
And thus it was invented.

by BPLover April 30, 2010

beer festival

1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quantities of beer is drunk. And people roll about rat arsed, pissed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.

I went to the (insert your favourite beer) Beer Fastival and had a great time!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

near beer

Non alcoholic beer that contains .5% or less alcohol and is aimed at those 18 and up or those wanting to watch their calories and/or alcoholic intake. Usually has the alchohol boiled out and is usually less flavorful and calorie rich than their alcoholic equivalents. Essentially Beer that you can't get intoxicated from. Usually labeled NA (Non Alcoholic)

O'Doul's and Sharps could be considered a "near beer".

Person 1: Hey pass me a beer

Person 2: Here is an O'Doul's.

Person 1: Don't give me that near beer crap. Got a real beer?

by Daschni May 4, 2010