Beaver Bank

Incredably amazing hick town. Just outiside sackville. Has the most amazing people. Where everyone wears lumberman plaid all the time and walks around with axes chopping down trees.

Look in lockview high school, you'll see that all the Beaver bank ers a quater are in lumberman plaid.

by Beaverbanker94 September 24, 2009

Beamed

To expose or attack someone with words in a very direct way.

Zack; What are u saying with your hobit lookin feet.

Ben; Shut up Zack at least I can find the clit.

Natalia; Damn, Ben you beamed him.

by I like abs January 28, 2020

beaver board

Film industry slang term for a pancake with a pigeon attached, for mounting lights low to the ground, on top of shelves, etc.

We want the actor to be lit from below, so put a lamp on a beaver board and slide it between his legs.

by Ian Ragsdale October 14, 2005

Beaver Deceiver

1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics

One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."

See also "Cubic Zirconium"

by thewatchlist September 11, 2008

slimy beaver

Syphilus infested pussy that smells like truot and ld rotten cum

1) Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling that I have ever fucked.
2) I would not hit that slimy beaver with a ten foot pole.

by j-rod and amanda April 28, 2005

hidden beaver

Its when you are fucking a girl who so insecure about herself she has to put your boxes on and have you fuck her through your boxer hole.

This bitch was so crazy that she she made me do the hidden beaver with her

by Otis Mildred January 7, 2006

Beaverton, Michigan

a small hick town with small-minded, mean people. there is never anything to do because it literally has two gas stations, three dollar stores for all the cheap people that live there, and one family owned diner. the little tiny lake there is polluted with human feces and all the kids that go to Beaverton High School wear the same boring, name-brand shit. the guys there are complete dicks while the girls tend to be complete whores.

wow this town is little and looks like crap, must be Beaverton, Michigan.

by callmename September 1, 2012