batty waste

Someone who does something wrong and blames others.

You see birch? He scratched all that car and blamed it on Aaron! Mans such a batty waste

by Barry bicep April 11, 2023

batty waste

A name given to someone who blames other for their actions

Yo, you hear about birch? Blamed captain Kennedy for scratching a car, which he did, mans a batty waste.

by Barry bicep April 11, 2023

Batsplaining

Batsplaining is a method used by the popular Twitch streamer "lilbatbbyz" in order to hold her EU viewers hostage from sleeping.

Char and SIIMBARIA felt knackered as they listened to Bat batsplaining how she got poisoned in university.

by Char9346 April 11, 2023

Batschbert

Someone that, despite being constantly supported by his friends, in life and finances, still manages to constantly be broke and of poor judgement.

A: "I heard XXX is broke again, if he only wouldn't have spent all that money he was supposed to pay me back."

B: "I advised him so, too."

Both: "He is just a Batschbert"

by Butz_Bauer April 17, 2023

Bagsy Not Babysitting

If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.

There are only a few exceptions to this rule:

- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first

- if the wife disagrees with the decision

Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.

Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting”

Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”

Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”

Brian - “Yes Love”

Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”

by Becky Bumcheeks April 26, 2023

Batty bottler

A batty bottler is a pussy keyboard warrior that loves to cheapshot strangers and act like they can fight. They normal go around saying that they will scran batty but they don’t actually ever do it cause they are too pussy (normally an arsenal fan)

A batty bottler example is : Luke- Jack get ur Batty out and I’ll scran it . Jack - ok * gets sexy batty out*. *luke runs away cause he’s a pussy .

by Batty bottler May 2, 2023

Batson transaction

A transaction made with Nate batson.

I made a batson transaction inside the corner tavern.

by anonymous May 28, 2023