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cookie baking

An arrangement with a bro to fuck each others mother
Jason and I were baking some coockies yesterday, it was some fine cookie baking.
by iets December 3, 2018
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Titty Baring

When a person or persons visit multiple titty bars in one night or visits a titty bar for several nights in succession.
Elisa spent her week away titty baring with her peoples.
by jmacsimus December 12, 2018
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ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.
Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking
by ASAP AP February 27, 2019
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turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019
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Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."
U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)
by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019
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visitors baring gifts

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
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Double Baking

When a women bare-backs two different guys in one night, and takes both loads in the vag.
I’m sorry son, but I don’t know who your daddy is. I was double baking that night.”
by Yrrdrasil September 19, 2020
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