Dry biscuit

An unfortunate situation involving a woman's private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.

Man 1: "Hey, you goin' out with Jenny again?"
Man 2: "Hell no. I found out she has a dry biscuit."
Man 1: "Yikes. Good call on that."

by Jbabyj January 10, 2013

buttermilk biscuits

When you get caught masturbating by your grandma and she joins in the fun

"Hot damn! I just got buttermilk biscuits!"

by Skoout February 8, 2017

chewy biscuit

Poo.

Something covered in poo.

The result of having poo sex.

After a hefty bout of anal sex my cock was looking like a chewy biscuit.

by Steve Cee. May 11, 2006

Air Biscuit

When you cup a fart, then proceed to shove in Someone's face

That bastard snuck up right behind me and Fed me a air biscuit

by WocketBear December 19, 2016

jungle biscuit

a clump of pubic hair

jungle biscuit on a razor, jungle biscuit in the shower, jungle biscuit on the toilet seat

by johnny rottened December 14, 2009

Stair Biscuit

The act of farting whilst walking up a set of stairs with one or a group of people walking behind you. The escape velocity of the fart will ensure that the pocket of noxious gas will remain at around head height therefore producing an instant and rather effective dutch oven affect.

You see the look on their faces? I just got them with a stair biscuit!

by DrGibbo January 29, 2010

takes the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".

I know politicians are a bunch of lying fools, but that Donald Trump really takes the biscuit.

by ProfJF February 19, 2017