Retarded Animal Babies 

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

Retarded Animal Babies by Dave December 14, 2004

barbeziade 

To randomly come up with a anecdote, with no apparent link with the current conversation. It comes from Laurent Barbezieux who epitomized the barbeuziade better than anyone else.

A typical barbeziade: "Speaking of which, do you know carottes were not always red?"
Or: "That reminds me, did you know there was a Pastry War between Mexico and France back in 1874".

barbeziade by Ta soeur May 24, 2011

barbecue pole

the act of using barbecue sauce as a lubricant on a mans penis when engaging in sexual penetration to get a pleasurable tingling feeling on the penis and in the partners vagina and or rectum.

Jill and Marty's sex life was getting stale. so now he gives her a barbecue pole every night to enhance their sex.

barbecue pole by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014

barbia 

Nicki Minaj + BIA = barbia. kinda like their ""ship"" name that nicki gave them during her important instagram live!

yo did u listen to the new barbia song?
what song?
whole lotta money remix! from bia and Nicki Minaj! go and give it a listen!

barbia by Abelnika July 10, 2021

crow babies 

Children who, inspired by The Crow, dress up in bad gothic costumes.
These kids are known for pancake white makeup, and a propensity for writing bad poetry.

I like this coffeeshop, the crowbabies have not found it yet.

crow babies by nulloutput August 19, 2004

Matrix Barbeque 

having a barbeque in the winter with ur friends, and everyone is wearing trench coats... hence "matrix" barbeque.

"doood! its freaking cold outside and im hungry as hell, lets throw a matrix barbeque!"

Matrix Barbeque by dead end friend November 19, 2009

Tijuana Barber Pole 

The act of realizing that the woman you are with is so wide, that the only way to please her is to anally fist her up to your elbow. It is know as the Tijuana Barber Pole because the only way to achieve this is to spin her around.

Damn, man, she's so wide I had to give her a Tijuana Barber Pole!

My boyfriend thought it was funny to give me a Tijuana Barber Pole for my birthday... I still can't sit down.

Tijuana Barber Pole by BrackettE November 1, 2010