Baby Cak

a.) A friend who has a small weiner. As if he were just born.

b.) A unit of measurement

ex a.)
: "That man has a baby cak"
"Yah. That thing is small"

b.)
"This coors light can is about 3 baby caks long"

by OTR April 23, 2009

Trying for a baby

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”

My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”

by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019

Baby Shark

Baby shark is a crappy kids song. Children from ages 12 months and up usually listen to baby shark. It is these kids singing different shark roles. Like baby shark, mummy shark and more. It is very annoying and makes me pissed off

Mum: Hey sweetheart you ready?
2 year old: YAA!
Mum: song* BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK!

by Please help!! 🤪😂😂🖕🏻 October 02, 2019

Baby huffington

A baby that’s easy to bother and annoy, and easily cries at everything.

I was babysitting my friend’s baby and he was totally pulling a Baby Huffington and he would not stop crying! I literally was in hell the whole time I was taking care of him!

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

Drinking Babies

the act of swallowing sperm.

I got her to drink my babies last night.

by whatch out der now November 27, 2002

anus baby

A person so incredibly annoying, that the only was to describe him is that they were pushed out of their mother's anus.

Fool, your such an anus baby, you cant just jizz off the porch.

You fucking anus baby dont touch me.

by thizzordie April 25, 2006

half on a baby

To share a baby with a lover/partner pretty much saying you’ll both take care of the baby equally

Damn I really love her. With her, I would go half on a baby.

by Almightty_L January 12, 2018