Trying for a baby

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”

My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”

by Fuck your chicken strips March 19, 2019

Baby Shark

Baby shark is a crappy kids song. Children from ages 12 months and up usually listen to baby shark. It is these kids singing different shark roles. Like baby shark, mummy shark and more. It is very annoying and makes me pissed off

Mum: Hey sweetheart you ready?
2 year old: YAA!
Mum: song* BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK!

by Please help!! 🤪😂😂🖕🏻 October 2, 2019

Jesus baby

When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.

Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.

by M.S.B. July 29, 2011

Drinking Babies

the act of swallowing sperm.

I got her to drink my babies last night.

by whatch out der now November 27, 2002

anus baby

A person so incredibly annoying, that the only was to describe him is that they were pushed out of their mother's anus.

Fool, your such an anus baby, you cant just jizz off the porch.

You fucking anus baby dont touch me.

by thizzordie May 5, 2006

half on a baby

To share a baby with a lover/partner pretty much saying you’ll both take care of the baby equally

Damn I really love her. With her, I would go half on a baby.

by Almightty_L January 11, 2018

Baby Shark

Used to be the song every kid sang as a memory from summer camp, but now everyone sings it to be annoying.

Random Person walking down the street: "BAAABYY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO"
Person B: HAHAHAHAHA I love the baby shark song it's sooo funny

by Anonymous_avocado December 11, 2018