Crappy little city that thinks it is so great due to the Augusta National golf course. Most of the population is four generations inbred. These people are so ignorant, that they don't really understand how stupid they really are. the other part of the population are people who moved there and cannot afford to leave due to the shitty third world wages.
There are old money families that own everything. The average wage is $8 an hour. Thus the plantation system still exists.
Most of the middle class works at The Savannah River Site in Aiken. This is the national nuclear waste dump, so Augusta has become the largest cancer cluster in the nation. being down river from S.R.S.
This is a filthy dump! avoid at all costs! The white residents blame everything on the "Yankees" and the black population blames everything on "Slavery". The people of African decent are as racist as the whites. But I was told "I'm black, I can't be racist!
Do us all a favor, have a civil war reenactment and use live ammo. This would definitely up the national gene pool. Maybe they could get a pay per view deal and pave the roads!
I am from Oregon and got asked what side we were on during the civil war. I never knew the west coast people were "Yankees". Apparently any grasp of the English language makes one a Yankee.
There are old money families that own everything. The average wage is $8 an hour. Thus the plantation system still exists.
Most of the middle class works at The Savannah River Site in Aiken. This is the national nuclear waste dump, so Augusta has become the largest cancer cluster in the nation. being down river from S.R.S.
This is a filthy dump! avoid at all costs! The white residents blame everything on the "Yankees" and the black population blames everything on "Slavery". The people of African decent are as racist as the whites. But I was told "I'm black, I can't be racist!
Do us all a favor, have a civil war reenactment and use live ammo. This would definitely up the national gene pool. Maybe they could get a pay per view deal and pave the roads!
I am from Oregon and got asked what side we were on during the civil war. I never knew the west coast people were "Yankees". Apparently any grasp of the English language makes one a Yankee.
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Person 2: what do you mean, she’s so quiet
Person 3: bows down and praises their god
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