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August

August looks like a quiet, lovable nerd, but when you get to know her you find out immediately that you have joined a cult. She is positively insane and will not be afraid to verbally slay you. Her best quality is her thoughtfulness. She will always remember your birthday and get everyone to sign the handmade card she made for you. She will decorate your locker with streamers and make a bigger deal out of it than you ever wanted but you love her for it. She is an altogether amazing person and you are lucky to have her in your life.

Is that August?

Person 1: ahh! Stay away!
Person 2: what do you mean, she’s so quiet
Person 3: bows down and praises their god

by Marshmeloof January 28, 2020