Alana

The real MVP.

Thank you for being an Alana. We literally couldn't have made anything happen without you.

by the world is round March 29, 2019

Alanna

A dirty rat person who will steal your boyfriend without caring.

“who is that? She just stole my boyfriend!”
“oh that’s just alanna. she’s a total rat”

by woahtherebuddybeepbeep October 2, 2018

alan

the best boyfriend ever. so cute and so hot. funniest boy ever. sexy a f

“have you seen alan?” “yeah man, hes out being the best boyfriend ever!”

by #daddy’sgirl123 March 3, 2019

alan walker 2.0

a man with a very LARGE long shlong ding dong, if ya know what i mean.
can be dumb, but somehwere deep inside he can be smart lol

a very quirky/ boyboss person , hot, almost as hot as the sun 🤣 but is gay, hella hella fucking gay.
can steal ur mans on days that end with y
alan walker can appear emo, but deep down inside he is ed sheeran. ((LEGIT)) *NOT CLICKBAIT*

person 1: yoo alan walker 2.0 is SO HOT **MOANS**

person 2: HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT *dies*
person 3: lolz

by sydlovesjuicymen November 24, 2021

alana

a hoe that needs to close her legs it smells like goddamn mr.crabs butthole clean it before your boyfriend chad cheats on you with another hoe

chad: i cant be with my girl anymore friend:why? chad: shes being a alana

by myassisitchy July 7, 2019

alanon

Alcoholics Anonymous: a group where people who have trouble with drinking go to meet with other people in the same situation.

See you at alanon next week!

by AI November 7, 2002

Alana

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALANA! i hope you stay in my life forever because our friendship is one of the best things that has ever happened to me and means the world to me. you light up my life like no other. there is no dull moment when i’m with you. i will cherish our memories and sweet moments together. no matter what happens i am and will always be here for you. although we are just kids and people say friendships will never last forever i promise ours will.

you matter so much to me, your so beautiful, sweet, and kind. you make me laugh and treat me better than i deserve. you’ve taught me so much. i love everything about you, the way you look when you smile, the way you laugh sounds, how strong you are, and your texts that make me smile.

you deserve better than the things you put up with. you’ve become one of the people i care about most. whenever you need something i’m here. if you need a shoulder to cry on, a hand to hold, a laugh to hear, a hug to feel, uplifting words, anything you need i will always be here for you. i love you so much and am so glad we are friends.

me - i’m glad to have a best friend like you
Alana - aw thanks i love you too

by tal tal pal pal March 7, 2021