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alice merton

Really good singer. Nice eyes . A future star with a big future. Her song is called no roots
by Alice Merton fan club February 19, 2018
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Alice

Alice is incredibly kind and funny and amazing to be around. But she needs some time to be alone after hanging out with people. She may not believe or know it but she is popular and everybody likes her. She is someone who you can always depend on to lift your spirits. You're really lucky if you have an Alice in your life.
I love hanging out with Alice.
by ScarySquirrel October 19, 2018
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Alice

Alice is very seggsy beautiful lady and has an amazing aura that radiates da lauv. She is short and feisty but has a great smile, the best humour, huge chest, and overall wonderful body, everyone needs an Alice in their life.
Man, what would I do without Alice!
by 1 Dan January 13, 2021
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Alice Embernight

Alice Embernight is the coolest star stable player in the whole world. She is really cool. She is so awesome. She is amazing.
Person 1: Have you heard of alice embernight? She’s amazing

Person 2: Yes i have! i love her she’s so cool!!
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Nordic Alien

A beautiful friend from somewhere mysterious. All reports mention they dress in light blue and have features resembling (white) Scandinavians, but with some differences. They are reported to have something in general to do with the concept of basketball. The blue-suits are benefactors to Humanity.

However, if you see one with sickly features and no color in their skin, completely ignore it and leave the vicinity immediately. No species can always be born perfect and some of all sentient beings will choose betray their own due to the nature of free-will. Likely the cause of these diseased Nordic Aliens, is that they tried to make themselves cyborgs and thus traded their life-force for pseudo-immortality causing normal bloodflow and cellular regeneration to take a back-seat. There have been very few encounters with unfriendly Nordics, whereas there have been many more positive reports of intimate experiences with friendly healthy Nordics.
Alex: "Bro, why and how is that huge silver frisbee floating in mid air down by the schoolyard?"
Pete: "Oh, that's just my Nordic Alien stopping by to return the basketball she borrowed. Every few months she comes back to borrow my basketball, doing Hell knows what with it, but always returns it inflated and smelling like frankincense so it is ultimately a win-win situation for the both of us."
Alex: "Oh ok it all makes sense now"
by The Brickster August 19, 2018
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not hardly alice

feeling not yourself, feeling less than what you are capable of

antonyms:almost alice
Guy #1: Dude, i feel like im not hardly alice today
Guy #2: Go take a nap you feel better than
by /b/vader March 29, 2010
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poop alien

the out of this world out of body slimy alien mass that passes to a free world for a swim after one partakes in a colon cleanse for health, not just for fun.
Man, Tam just passsed a poop alien last night after a hard night of colon cleansing.
by Tammy Ozias October 6, 2007
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