age trap

when someone's looks are a mislead to there real age. When someone definitely doesnt look there age. As in a lolita that looks 18, 21 but in reality shes 35, 40. Or guy who could pass for a boy when hes actually 28. In reverse some whom look 50 when theyre barely starting there 20s

lolitas in Thailand are such age trap girls.

by Theamazinggeek September 14, 2020

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bird keeping age

like beekeeping age except for the people who have birds

that fine man is def bird keeping age

by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025

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Garb Age

The Anthropocene, or the new epoch, which dates from the commencement of significant Human impact upon the geology and ecosystems of the Earth.

Humans of the Garb Age cared little for the sensitive balance of the Earth's ecosystems.

by Philosopher to the fuckwits February 3, 2018

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bee keeping age

A man, typically in his 40s or 50s, that is csnoiberally attractive. This phrase is a synonym for DILF.

friend 1 - "Woah. How old is that guys dad"

friend 2 - "Idk but hes good looking"

friend 1 - "Yea, he is certainly bee keeping age."

by innuendooo October 16, 2023

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Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.

A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.

by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024

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