Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.

A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.

by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024

Biological age

How ugly you look

His biological age is ugly

by 459395 May 1, 2022

Act your age accordingly

We have a lot of people who don’t act their age accordingly.

When you are not at home act your age accordingly.

by r108 May 24, 2025

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 18, 2025

Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.

Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.

by Infinitecypher May 16, 2018

Dizzy Age

An 1800's term used to refer to the elderly. It comes from the fact that as a mature adult, it can be dizzying to look back on your many years.

“How are you in your dizzy age?”
“I'm okay. I have many fond memories.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Little Dark Age

Little dark age is a song made by the band MGMT which is about the current political climate of Trump's America

"Little Dark Age is used alot"

by TheUrbanCrafter August 18, 2023