The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Double Middle Finger Humping

A gesture done towards someone who does or says something very stupid or ridiclous. It invloves giving the person the finger with both hands and doing a pelvic thrusting motion at the same time. This gesture can be seem most in PARKVILLE

Dude i think they make rootbeer by putting sugar in coke!
-Ur an idiot....(Doube Middle Finger Humping)

by parkville April 7, 2005

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

When two females fuck with big dildos and make there pussy stretch like kangaroo pouches nickname: pouchy pussy a.k.a - PP

This girl was crazy as she fucked non stop with a girl who had a kangaroo face and a 20" dildo 10 inches wide like a telephone pole

Lesbian international kangaroo pouch head ass hump day

by Really nigga 101 June 3, 2017

Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action

When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.

by Error219 August 27, 2019

22 Hump Street

That one block where all the prostitutes hang out for some reason.

"I saw Johnny heading toward 22 Hump Street"

"That horny bastard"

by anonymous September 6, 2021

violent hump

Thrust so powerful it causes bleeding for the person on the receiving end

I'm so tore from your violent hump. I'm never going to be able to have sex again.

by carpoolboy July 31, 2016

Gang Humping

When a bunch of people in a game are attacking you without attacking each other.

Quenton: All these shotgun players are gang humping me.
Bob Billy Joe: At least you're getting humped.

by WolvesMyth November 25, 2019