by Jim Bob November 04, 2004
by Sarah Tha Bosss! :D August 18, 2009
A skinny pale blonde girl who will and has crawled up many ass's. Ass goblins live in Northern California and are invading everywhere.
by ihatebritlen August 31, 2011
by Trech00 November 23, 2022
A pasty white liberal (Democrat) who wants to cancel everyone they don't agree with. Everything is "literally Hitler" when they don't get their way. They also enlist minorities to do their dirty work and then take credit for it. Just like they did during slavery. Usually has a minimum of 30 cats.
by Randy H Hornaynay February 15, 2021
by Burberry Casanova August 24, 2008
someone troll-like who takes advantage of unsuspecting youngsters by violating their butts. one works at the WWU fairhaven cafeteria.
damn, that troll is an ass-goblin!
"WHAAAAAAAT DOOOOO YOUUUU WAAAAANT?!" said the troll before she ass-goblined me.
"WHAAAAAAAT DOOOOO YOUUUU WAAAAANT?!" said the troll before she ass-goblined me.
by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003