father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019

father beans

dads testicles

Half of a baby comes from father beans

by Howboycat December 6, 2021

Father

Some guy who porked your mom then left only to come back 18 years later for your money

Kid: hey are you my father?

Mexican guy: gladly I'm not

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

Harold's Father

A strong and handsome man that loves spending time with his son Harold The Gorilla.

I love Harold's Father, He's so strong and Handsome

by Harold's Father January 25, 2022

say fathers

In black culture, dissimilar to "say mothers", suggesting that one's father has abandoned them.

Person 1: You're a nigger
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.

by LeNegre May 14, 2017

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

Father

I mean, at least one of his kids know he's a retarded piece of shit.

Hym "Make sure the rest of his kids know their father is a retard. And make sure Ben's kids know their religion is an incest cult. Shout it at them in the streets."

by Hym Iam February 8, 2025