november 3rd

The day where you vote Donald Trump and you push AIDAN down the stairs

friend 1- what’s today
friend 2- u vote donald trump silly goose
friend 1- what else
friend 2- oh well ummm you push people named AIDAN down the stairs
friend 1- oh shit i guess you do

november 3rd= being a jackass to your friends

by anonymous November 2, 2020

3rd lip

when you're eating out an ass and get a shit mark on your cheek which then resembles a dirty 3rd lip

Dude B, you have a nasty 3rd lip.

by B. Mcgrow January 19, 2017

February 3rd

Fat bitches day! Well done if you have those meaty thighs cuz it’s ur day go out and spread the word!!

Yo it’s February 3rd! Yas fat bitches

by Innit_fam January 14, 2021

3rd Muscle

The supernatural ability that some women’s pussies have to grip a dick during a vigorous banging session. It will usually result in immediate jizzing for all but the most experienced men.

Pat: Was that broad you brought home last night worth another run?

Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.

by Bluto726 March 19, 2022

November 3rd

A day where all men, women, and children get one free titty pic sent to them by their lover. No matter the age unless they are younger than 18.

Bryan: Hey Jessica! Guess today is!!
Jessica: stop following me I won’t give you a picture of my breasts.

Bryan: B-but it’s November 3rd?
Jessica: I’m going to call the fucking police if you don’t leave me alone Bryan.

by Tony fettuccine Linguini November 2, 2020

Horashio Williams the 3rd

I black dude with a fat ass 16 inch penis. He holds the power to cum to anything such as kneecaps and feet. He is 10 feet tall and has 3 feet long feet.

Horashio Williams the 3rd is a crack addict.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

March 3rd

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 3rd just go around the class or hall and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022