Baby spoonie

The one that gets all thel belly rubs, kissing and cuddling before going to bed.

Selin is such a baby spoonie. I always asks for belly rubs, cuddles and kisses in middle of a night.

by YikesRebuttal January 15, 2024

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Baby breakup

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.

That was a baby breakup

by #1bleh February 12, 2017

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Baby birded

When you accidentally vomit in someone’s mouth during a drunken makeout.

Dude, I was so drunk last night I thought I regurgiburped but actually I was baby birded by a ladyboy on Silom Soi 4.

by Bkk4 January 1, 2020

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coconut baby ~ a joke from a far away book tale system for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high men God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book that God can lie or be a trickster to save list Souls. This planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea. And the deceivers among them decide who lives an who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of the Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races.

The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.

by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025

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