"i'm not gay" stall

The stall that is left open between two guys who are pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are ample stalls makes you gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" stall open.

by Jake Herman February 12, 2007

Alpha Gay

A particularly demanding and often trendsetting member of a Gay Posse. The other members may acknowledge this person's status of leader within the group, or it may be used derisively behind their back.

Karen just got THE call from her Alpha Gay... I guess she'll be heading to his party now.

Caleb is clearly the Alpha Gay of that little group. He seems to decide what the current "IT" coktail is and he is typically the host of their parties.

by ty bachus August 12, 2007

straight gay girl

Where one girl who is straight is gay for another girl but says she's straight.

Girl 1: OMG, Zendaya is SOOOOO hot. I'm like so gay for her.
Girl 2: But are you like, bisexual now?
Girl 1: WHAT?! Noooo. I'm like, totes straight!
Girl 2: You're such a straight gay girl.

by my sexuality is a river May 18, 2020

Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimo

The default victim in Leftist Political Correctness politics.

Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.

by shrektrician May 21, 2011

master of gay

One who has reached the maximum amount of gay possible.

Hey did you see James? He's such a master of gay!

by IAmAJewAndIAmProud March 16, 2016

Tremendo Gay

1. Ferociously Gay.
1. A person who is so gay, it's tremendous.

This guy bought a Wham T-shit, a Culture Club disc, and 3 scented candles. Now thats what I call a Tremendo Gay.

by Lyricalminded [Dont Die!] December 23, 2008

vanity gay

A gay person who is attractive until they open their mouth. A vanity gay typically has a great physical appearance but is intellectually challenged.

He is clearly a vanity gay. He is like my stainless steel toolbox. It is very shiny but, when you open it up, there is nothing inside.

by Urban Donkey September 1, 2013