I can milk you

A meme Originated from Markipliers saying "I can milk you".

*looks at cow* I can milk you.

by BSposts July 7, 2020

I Fucking Hate You

This means to kindly great yourself to your friends and other people you meet

I fucking hate you, thank you that made me happy thank you.

by Thenonameperson July 16, 2022

I love you so much

Sometimes you have no way else to say it. You've thought about it and no matter how you say it, whatever wonderful vocabulary you can design to make sound of your heartfelt emotion for your respective angel, they will never quite grasp it.

For the lucky few, they get to say it and it will be received by a smiling lover but for the most, they can merely stare at the one they love, not say a word, and in their head simply whisper to them through their eyes "I love you so much" only to know it doesn't matter even if they do voice the phrase.

Scenario 1:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: "Look, listen for a second, I need to tell you something, I love you so much"
Them: "Oh" *Insert own ending here*

Scenario 2:

Them: "Yeah so I was just eating my dinner and then this *goes on to tell boring but somehow fascinating (what with your feelings and all) story which you ignore as you're too busy falling for their eyes all over again*
You: *in your head* "I love you so much"
Them: *Goes on to tell story*

by ILOVEYOUSOMUCHYOUDAMNWOMAN January 6, 2012

I am fishing for your Goombas

Something Mario says on some Super Mario Go-Fish game on the PC. Makes me laugh *shrug*

Some might say he his fishing for some stereotypical Italian men.

by Tim XYZ November 2, 2003

i like your cut g

When someone gets a hair cut or a cut fown there and it’s exposing skin so ppl slap it😂

*friend gets haircut*
Me: I like your cut g *slaps the skin*
Or
*girlfriend shaves her😼*
Boyfriend: I like your cut g *slaps her 😼*😂

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Oh no what have I done

What I find myself saying far too often on Saturday/Sunday/ Monday mornings

Oh no what have I done, I seem to have two pairs of underwear on and no shoes..where are my keys I've lost my phone

UH OHHH OOHHHH

by fancyratsahoy October 19, 2009

can i get a rip in the chat

When someone out of a group gets roasted

Person: you look like a burnt rat
Me: can i get a rip in the chat

by shadeyt November 7, 2018