touching my butts

a midwestern phrase for making toast with the end slices of a loaf of bread (the butt slices).

hey man, do you want some breakfast? i was about to go touching my butts (midwestern phrase).

by rredrocket April 12, 2025

butt max

how much your butt can take

that guy took me to my butt max last night

by October 04, 2017

Butt Blinker

When you fucking a bad bitch and you wanna hit the goofy gas, so you stick the bottom of the pen in her bootayhole and rip that mf till it blinks.

“Bro that mf Jake cool as hell, I heard he hit a Butt Blinker on Jerri at the party.”

by chico.mcfreeko July 08, 2023

Butt Sunday

Butt Sunday is where you just send a picture of your butt to every group chat you are in. It doesn’t have to be naked, it can be clothed. Just a butt pic on Butt Sunday.

Connor: Hey did you send a butt pic to the group chat yet?

Chelsea: No, why?

Connor: It’s Butt Sunday, you gotta send a butt pic in every group chat you are in.

Chelsea: I didn’t know that, I’ll get right on it!

by FudgePudding715 January 22, 2024

Butt Crack Birdseed

This is when you are having intercourse in the kitchen and one of you sits on the counter during the act resulting in crumbs sticking to your butt

Me and the hubs went at it in the kitchen and I left with so much butt crack birdseed

by OuttaControlJoel October 29, 2019

Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.

dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister

by sean88 June 12, 2011

in butt-er

One who butts in to other peoples conversations, or tasks. Partaking in another persons task, or life goal. Stealing.

Jessica was completing the closing tasks at work when her co-worker came over and started completing the tasks for her. Jessica turned to him and said:

"Hey! Quit being an IN BUTT-ER!"

by Quiz Ones April 25, 2009