Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce

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DO NOT EAT THIS
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Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

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